Why couldn’t Billy Corgan wait to dump Jessica Simpson on April 12th, the day that KFC unleashes the Double Down to the world!!! That way she would’ve had something new to drown her sorrows on. Or maybe Billy just couldn’t handle the third-degree burns his dick suffered every time he tried to tangle with Sexual Napalm. Whatever the case may be, Billy has moved on to a different Jessica. Specifically, Jess Origlasso of The Veronicas. The two went out in Sydney last night.
I will never understand Billy’s taste in chicks. Just like I won’t ever understand his taste in sweaters. First Tila Tequila, then Jessica Simpson and now one of The Veronicas?! If you’re not a future cast member of The Surreal Life or Dancing with the Has-Beens, Billy has no interest in dating your ass. It won’t be long before Billy starts smashing Snooki’s tainted pumpkins.
And I’m still mad at the bitch who made up the rumor that Billy played Jamie from Small Wonder. Can’t unsee.