Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 5, 2010 / Posted by:

No, this is not a picture of Vadge first thing in the morning before injecting and slathering her face with the nutsack sweat of a virile virgin. It’s MEDUSA from the original Clash of the Titans!

The 3D shit show remake of Clash of the Titans made gazillions of dollars at the box office this weekend, but I don’t know why anyone would pay to see that mound of CGI diarrhea without the original and ONLY Medusa in it. Yes, I know the original Medusa looks like she was made out of microwaved dildos and the shed scaly skins of Paris Hilton’s labia lips, but I couldn’t take my eyes off of her when I was a kid.

While my dumb ass friends cheered on Perseus to decapitate Medusa, I sat on her side of the bleachers hoping her snake weave would attack his ass. I got the sads when ugly ass Perseus finally chopped her head off. I was sad not only because Medusa was dead, but also because I knew eating tapioca pudding and turkey gravy would never be the same again. Below is Medusa’s big scene. To think, if Persedouche never killed her ass, she probably would’ve gone on to record a really hot disco album.

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