Afternoon Crumbs

April 5, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Thank Cheesus Kingston Rossdale and I didn’t go to the same Easter party, because I wore the exact same outfit yesterday – ICYDK

Ceiling Eyes reading a story to sick children at an orphanage on Easter Sunday. No, she’s at some dumb pool party in Vegas – Egotastic!

What Tiger Woods really meant is that some trick blew him pretty good in the bathroom while touching his beating anus The Superficial

Jakey at WonderCon – Lainey Gossip

Jamie Foxx can comfortably eat a pizza in a male shower. There’s seriously a Big Sausage Pizza joke in there somewhere – Towleroad

How is Sophie Reade going to get that car clean if she keeps posing with her ass out? – Hollywood Tuna

David at the Dentist did it better (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

This is a parody, right? – Celebitchy

Danielle Lloyd is sort of like a de-orangeanized Katie Price – Popoholic

Whose butthole is getting poked by Gerard Butler’s finger this week? – Just Jared

Do you get late-in-life gay vibes from Bethenny Frankel’s husband? – Popsugar

Wanda Sykes spoofs Erykah Badu’s naked ass “Window Seat” video – OMG Blog

What will Megan Fox ruin next? – I’m Not Obsessed

There might be a 5150 in Mischa Barton’s future – Celebslam

The Queen of Camel Toes meets The King of Homeless Signs – Cityrag

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