Hot Slut Of The Day!
For the past 29 years, 81-year-old Leona Gordon has been entertaining little screaming chirruns in Iowa as the Easter Granny. Every April, Leona slips on the same dusty bunny costume and visits hundreds of children. Unlike most, the sound of screeching kids does not eat at the Easter Granny’s soul. It actually puts an extra hop in her shuffle! Better her than my abuelita.
Seriously, the appearance of the Easter Abuelita would make kids scatter faster than Jesse James at the sight of a Yarmulke. That serious. A visit from the Easter Abuelita would end in blood shed, gallons of pure tears, hundreds of broken eggs, and several mug shots. The Easter Abuelita would take her chankla and hippity hoppity you in the head. Actually, that sounds entertaining. Maybe next year!
Below is a clip of the Easter Granny at work!
Happy Easter to all! If you’re going to have yourself a liquid Easter brunch (that’s what Jesus wants), make sure to also stuff your mouth hole with Peeps. That way your afternoon barf will look like the color of the holiday.
(For Jello)