Why Can’t The City Of Dallas Just Let Erykah Badu Be Great (And Nekkid)?

First of all, if you haven’t seen Erykah Badu’s video for “Window Seat,” click here to get acquainted with it. What am I saying? I’m sure you’ve already seen it, took notes and shot your own version in the alley way behind the Albertson’s by your house. We’ll have a viewing party at a later date.

In the video, Erykah Badu walks around Dallas’ Dealey Plaza, the site where JFK was assassinated, with nothing but her crazy on. The video was shot on March 13th, and Erykah’s people didn’t get the proper permits from the city before shooting.

Erykah just laid it all out there on the street, which means anybody walking by got a peek of her zen garden. Well, one of those people was a mother with her two young children, and she’s not happy about it. She filed a complaint with the city. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

The Dallas Police Department announced today that they have heard the woman’s complaint and charged Erykah with disorderly conduct. They are sending her a citation in the mail. She faces up to a $500 fine.

$500 is a small price to pay for the all publicity Erykah’s video is getting over this. This is probably what Erykah wanted all along. Bitch got you.

And I’m not sure whether or not I should be mad at Erykah, because this is definitely going to give attention-seeking famewhores ideas. You better keep it on, (insert the name of the famewhore you loath the most here).