Prima Fallerina

April 2, 2010 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is quickly become a master at falling down! Lilo already received rave reviews for her graceful performance in The Cactuscracker, and last night she once again brought down the house by bringing herself down to the ground. Belissimo! Let’s all throw her a bouquet of 8-balls and opium!

And just like last time, Lilo blamed the paparazzi for throwing a banana peel on the ground. Or stuffing her nostrils with enough bad shit to make her knees go numb. Or something like that. Blah. Bler. From her Twatter:

@ElectraAvellan see how embaressing it is when paps push you into a fall w/FENDIS ON! Again to me? And NOW YOU?sober sally’s take a timber
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter

Security @Voyeur nightclub in LA just set me up&paid off paparazzi to not let me in the back door and come to take photos of me in the back
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter

Just one thing-i came to PICK UP MY FRIEND @electraavellan from the back and NOT even go into the club! Yet- I get sold out by guys that
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter

By guys that I treat with respect and kindness…… They got paid off to let paparazzi make me look like I was distraught and a mess, when
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter

I was just waiting for my friend at the back door…… Worse part is, my friends who run the club were a part of the set-up as well. Why?
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter

Maybe I should change the title of this post to “Prima FAILerina.”

In other pipe residue news , TMZ is saying that Lilo is as broke as she looks. Apparently, Lilo has been climbing down the fire escape every time her landlord comes knocking on her door to collect rent (JUST LIKE US!). Lilo was in danger of being put out on the curb, because she was $23,000 behind in rent payments. Lilo recently paid the balance, so she won’t have to move into a bathroom stall at Les Deux yet. Meanwhile, White Oprah still has no idea what’s going on since it’s hard to notice the things around you when you’re staring straight into your own colon.

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