Jennifer Aniston Names Her Perfume

April 2, 2010 / Posted by:

When Jennifer Aniston was having trouble coming up with a name for her signature scent, some of you were kind enough to throw her a few ideas like “Pittiful Pleasures” and “J’Alone.” Can’t you just picture a dusty box of J’Alone sitting on a discount shelf at Ross next to the newborn baby section (Ross is evil). Picture perfect.

Unfortunately, Jennifer Aniston has gone in a different direction. A source tells Life & Style that Jennifer will call her perfume Lola V. Yes, LOLA V! Is that the formal name for LOLvag? Maybe it’s short for Lonely Vagina. Or maybe just maybe, Jennifer named her perfume after Gerard Butler’s cunty ass dog Lolita. If that’s the case, then I’m okay with the name. Anything named after a bitch who don’t play is fine by me.

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