NOOOOOOOO! This news makes me want to put on a Nolan Miller suit and beat a bitch in a fountain!
The legendary John Forsythe, head of the Carrington family and the voice of Charlie, died in Santa Ynez, CA yesterday of complications from pneumonia at the age of 92. John’s family tells Entertainment Tonight, “…He died as he lived his life… with dignity and grace, after a year-long struggle with cancer.”
John’s family says there is no plan for a public memorial. If you’re thinking about sending flowers (which you should be!), the family asks that you make a donation to the American Cancer Society instead.
My only wish this Easter holiday is that Alexis and Krystle get into a catfight at the funeral. It’s what Blake would’ve wanted.
Rest in peace, John. Thank you for memorable works of glamorous art like this: