Afternoon Crumbs

April 2, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

A vanilla flower and a ginger flower growing in the Garden of Eden – Hollywood Tuna

Picking a wedgie out of Kim Kardashian’s ass probably takes three tow trucks, a low-flying helicopter and one Sasquatch – The Superficial

Jakey G might be growing a new beard – Lainey Gossip

Pamela Anderson’s nipples look like chewed up Slim Jims – Egotastic!

Panty Creamer of the Day: Stephen Dorff in Wonderland Magazine – Towleroad

This is what Marla Maples has been up to lately (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

ScarJo borrowed Sienna Miller’s G.I. Joe catsuit for Iron Man 2 – Popoholic

Even Tiger Woods’ kindergarten teacher has some shit to say – Celebitchy

Ryan Gosling gives booty advice to a pap – Popsugar

Otter and kitty love – OMG Blog

RPattz dressed in fancywear on the set of his new movie Bel Ami. Pull your pants up, it’s not that kind of Bel Ami movie – Just Jared

News from the jungle gym – ICYDK

Keri Hilson needs to go back to the second grade to re-learn the lyrics to the National Anthem – I’m Not Obsessed

And then the adorable bunny dropped dead because the flower was poisonous :(bad joking) – Cityrag

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