Rachel Got Paid

April 1, 2010 / Posted by:

Bombshell McGee must be feeling really stupid today since she reportedly only got paid $30,000 to tell-all about her affair with Vanilla Gorilla, and Tiger Woods’ main side-piece allegedly pockeded $10 million to say nothing. That’s what TMZ claims anyway.

Right after the whole escandalo scandal broke, Rachel Uchitel’s lawyer Gloria Allred announced her client would address the Tiger Woods rumors in a press conference. But a cat got Rachel’s tongue, and the press conference was canceled at the last minute. TMZ’s inside sources say that the cat was actually a check for $10 million. Tiger’s people agreed to pay Rachel off if she signed a confidentiality agreement. Rachel could end up getting $1 million more, or $1 million less, depending on future situations.

Apparently, a few of Tiger’s other tricks scored several hundreds of thousands of dollars in exchange for their silence. And some, didn’t get shit, which means they have to toil harder on the ho stroll (I’m looking at you, Mindy Lawton).

If Tiger paid Rachel that much money to keep her lips closed, he must be into some kinky bestiality scat shit. Or he’s a down-low Glenn Beck fan.

Hopefully Rachel does good things with that money by opening up a Gold Digging Community College, where she can teach aspiring moral-less whores how it’s really done. Get me an application.

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