One And A Half Men

April 1, 2010 / Posted by:

Charlie Sheen is about to have an “I Quit This Bitch” moment on the set of Two And A Half Men. People says that Charlie Sheen is telling everyone that he will not sign on for an eighth season. Charlie has had it and plans to head for the exit as soon as he finishes shooting the last episode of the seventh season.

Charlie just recently started working on Two And A Half Men again after he spent some time in rehab for his addiction to anything illegal that comes in a plastic bag.

A spokeswhore for CBS went mute on this subject. Charlie’s agent only said, “Charlie’s deal is only through this current season.”

This news might make a few memaws who watch this show cry into their bag of Werther’s Originals (MOM, GET YOURSELF TOGETHER!), but it’s fantastic news for Craigslist vagina vendors. Business will perk back up now that Charlie Sheen will have some time on his penis.

UPDATE: A different source tells TMZ that Charlie isn’t going to leave the show. Dude is just whipping his dick out, because he’s just trying to get more cash out of CBS. Charlie currently makes $825k per episode, and he wants $1.5 million per episode.

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