It Was Just A Joke

April 1, 2010 / Posted by:

Vanilla Gorilla’s lawyer Joe Yanny has issued a statement to CNN regarding the picture of his client giving the Nazi salute while wearing a Nazi hat. Just picture in your head that Mr. Yanny looks like this. It’ll make things go down smoother.

Anyways, Mr. Yanny has played the old “Well, He’s Friends With Jews” card. Mr. Yanny said that the Nazi hat was a gag gift from Vanilla Gorilla’s godfather who is Jewish. Always blaming the Jews!

Mr. Yanny added that VG is not cut from the same Jew-hating cloth as Mel Gibson since he lived in an Israeli kibbutz for one whole month. Yeah, and I’m sure he’s circumcised and once watched 10-minutes of a Woody Allen movie a few years ago. Joe wants it known that just because VG collects Nazi memorabilia does not mean he dresses up as Hitler and fucks an Eva Braun Real Doll in the back room.

You know, Mr. Yanny should’ve saved that excuse for another day and simply said, “APRIL FOOL’S!”

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