Nevermind Kim Kardashian! Tell us more about the rubenesque beach goddess in the background – Egotastic!
Wait, which one is the lesbian again? – The Superficial
Aww...Vadge’s little baby is growing up so fast! He’s beginning to sprout facial hair – Lainey Gossip
Mrs. Jonas’ doppelganger is looking different – Hollywood Tuna
Pedobear is a lawmaker in Texas (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
A member of the HSOTD family who threw a lawsuit at Oklahoma for the right to have a license plate that read “I’m Gay” was found dead in his home – Towleroad
Gerard Butler’s NYC loft looks like the South Florida bungalow of a wheezy old queen who loves a warm sherry and the company of a young latin hustler – Celebitchy
Nicole Scherwhatever works the weave bra in Spanish FHM – Popoholic
Parasite Hilton’s crotch critters finally get their own movie – OMG Blog
Sasquatches Gone Wild! – Popsugar
I don’t know whether I want to curl up in Dave Franco’s eyebrows, or feed them pieces of raw apple – Just Jared
The “P” stands for Peenus, right? – ICYDK
Susan Sarandon can now appreciate the wind hitting her crotch. Or something like that – I’m Not Obsessed
Drunk grannies! Note: This is not a Lindsay Lohan post – Cityrag
Amanda Seyfried is a proud minge – Holy Moly!