Afternoon Crumbs

April 1, 2010 / Posted by:

Nevermind Kim Kardashian! Tell us more about the rubenesque beach goddess in the background – Egotastic!

Wait, which one is the lesbian again? – The Superficial

Aww...Vadge’s little baby is growing up so fast! He’s beginning to sprout facial hair – Lainey Gossip

Mrs. Jonas’ doppelganger is looking different – Hollywood Tuna

Pedobear is a lawmaker in Texas (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

A member of the HSOTD family who threw a lawsuit at Oklahoma for the right to have a license plate that read “I’m Gay” was found dead in his home – Towleroad

Gerard Butler’s NYC loft looks like the South Florida bungalow of a wheezy old queen who loves a warm sherry and the company of a young latin hustler – Celebitchy

Nicole Scherwhatever works the weave bra in Spanish FHM – Popoholic

Parasite Hilton’s crotch critters finally get their own movie – OMG Blog

Sasquatches Gone Wild! – Popsugar

I don’t know whether I want to curl up in Dave Franco’s eyebrows, or feed them pieces of raw apple – Just Jared

The “P” stands for Peenus, right? – ICYDK

Susan Sarandon can now appreciate the wind hitting her crotch. Or something like that – I’m Not Obsessed

Drunk grannies! Note: This is not a Lindsay Lohan post – Cityrag

Amanda Seyfried is a proud minge – Holy Moly!

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