Vanilla Gorilla Nazi Salutes All The Way To Sex Rehab

March 31, 2010 / Posted by:

Heil to the no! The much talked about photo of Jesse James giving the Nazi salute has arrived courtesy of SS US Weekly. And because Jesse really wanted to make his kids proud, he wore an SS officer’s hat while sticking an open palm up Hitler’s ass. Just in time for Passover. Pass the brisket.

According to UsWeekly (via ONTD), the picture was taken back in 2004 while he was dating Sandra Bullock. VG’s friends say he isn’t on David Duke’s Fav 5. They say VG took the picture for “shock value.” If this picture wasn’t meant for public eyes, who exactly is he trying to shock? This fucktard probably surrounds himself with morons who think shit like this is entertaining, so how is it pearl-clutching? No wonder Cinnabun keeps trying to quit his ass. I always knew deep down she was kosher. And Vanilla Gorilla and John Mayer’s white supremacist dick should really do a reality show together.

In other VD (on purpose typo) news, Vanilla Gorilla has copied Tiger Woods’ douche moves by checking into rehab for sex addiction. TMZ reports that VG is a patient at Sierra Tuscon in Arizona. They even spoke to Sierra Tuscon’s receptionist who confirmed that VG is a patient there. I can also confirm that Sierra Tuscon’s former receptionist (let’s call her Crystal) is now standing in the back of the unemployment line this morning.

While I do believe that sex addiction is a real thing, I don’t think Vanilla Gorilla suffers from that shit. Dude is just a straight up cheating whore who likes to eat Nazi poon as if it was the last day of the war. Nothing more, nothing less. If being a whore with no morals means you have a case of chronic dickmatization (or vagmatization), then all of us should be in rehab. Wait. If all us whores were in rehab, we wouldn’t have to spends hours on Craigslist looking for a piece. Rehab would be like an all-you-can-fuck buffet. Grab your lube bag, and let’s go!

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