Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 31, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

BM from Pilipinas Got Talent!

The BM should really stand for “Bowel Movement,” because this glittery unicorn drag queen will make you shit your Pajama Jeans. Shit, she’ll make your bowels move to the safe house!

The BM really stands for Big Mouth, and she recently shared her skills on the stage of Pilipinas Got Talent! Her “raccoon getting sodomized by a bear trap” eyes will make you feel like you just stepped into The Grudge. But her Big Bird housecoat and horse howls will transport you to the farm. Matthew Broderick just got a boner.

Seriously, bitch sounds like she swallowed a See ‘N Say: The Farmer Says. Sashay, BM, you fucking stay! Now head to the Interior Illusions lounge and celebrate your victory with a hay-tini and a sugar cube chaser.

via WOW Report

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