What kind of nightmare did I just walk into? Brenda Walsh was voted off of DWTS last night! That homewrecking slut Kelly Taylor must be behind this – Just Jared
The world also held a press conference yesterday where it announced: “Shut the fuck up, Lohans!” – The Superficial
Kelly Brook picks up Peaches Geldof’s old panties as the new bod of Ultimo – Egotastic!
Gerard Butler keeps his finger to himself during a photo call with Aniston in Madrid – Lainey Gossip
Kim Kardashian’s face is looking like a kitten version of La Wildenstein – Hollywood Tuna
What in the day-shift Tron hooker is Fergie wearing? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Code Pink strikes again! – Towleroad
Ricky Martin’s boo was sick of playing Seven Minutes (give or take a few years) in Heaven in the closet – OMG Blog
The Photoshop Awards: Kourtney Kardashian’s fake ass post-baby body – Celebitchy
MiserAlba really loves iced tea – Popoholic
Just so you know, a bunch of horses personally scalped themselves just so the holy St. Angelina could carry their hair around – Popsugar
Glee on Rolling Stone – ICYDK
How about we call Heidi and Spencer “Little Fleshdick” and “Walking Dildo” instead – I’m Not Obsessed
Obama is a nerdy fanboy at heart – Cityrag
Raquel Welch is breaking my b-hole’s heart! – Hollywood Rag
One-legged pot calls the kettle a gold digger – Holy Moly!