Twatter Wars: Lopez vs. Lohan

March 30, 2010 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is waving her coke finger at George Lopez after he reportedly made a joke on his show about the 8-ball that exploded in her shoe the other night. Since nobody really watches George Lopez’s show, it’s not known what the actual joke was. Whatever George said, it really fucked with Lindsay’s buzz and she had words with him on Twitter. Here’s your daily dose Lohan comedy:

@georgelopez thanks for the childish comment regarding baby powder in my shoes to loosen up the leather* don’t you have kids?

@georgelopez U wouldn’t wanna hear that about them, or would you? Act like a grown man, have some respect and dignity for yourself.

George Lopez responded to her and basically tried to get her on his show. If George really wants to get Lindsay on his show, he should’ve just told her that Dr. Conrad Murray does all the catering for his green room.

@lindsaylohan let’s take this off twitter .. Come on the show .. I’ve met you before and don’t have anything against you .

@lindsaylohan you want me to stop talking about you I will .. Come and tell me .. To my face .. I’ll stop !! Respectfully.

This is confusing. George Lopez joked that Lindsay’s shoes are filled with baby powder, and she finds that offensive? Can somebody please try to get into Lindsay’s state of mind (hint: spray a can of Lysol into a paper bag and huff until Samantha Ronson starts to look attractive to you) and tell me what she’s thinking. Does she think George was somehow making a joke about her leathery vag? As my mother would say, this girl needs to eat more fish (not that kind of fish).

And the word “dignity” is officially on restriction for two weeks. No TV or personal phone calls! That’s what it gets for continuing to hang around with the likes of Lindsay Lohan after we told it not to!

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