Lost’s Sawyer needs to say “Son of a bitch” more – Celebitchy
Being a nasty Nazi-fucking man whore got Jesse James out of a speeding ticket – The Superficial
Joslyn James’ wig maker is obviously a fan of The Beib – Lainey Gossip
Kim Kardashian Twitters her oily chesticles and half-assed duckface – Egotastic!
Jennifer Aniston is beige – Hollywood Tuna
Quit your life, we’re moving to Saturn! They’ve got a Pac-Man moon over there – Towleroad
Jeremy Jackson’s got coke mouth and hemorrhoid face, but I still would (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Noah Cyrus is not going to be happy when she sees that Alessandra Ambrosio stole one of her outfits – Popoholic
Yale is about to get a piece of James Franco – Just Jared
The final season of The Hills will be its scariest yet (just look at Heidi’s crying face) – Popsugar
Kelly Cutrone was one of Vanilla Gorilla’s mistresses? – I’m Not Obsessed
The movie that will sweep up the Oscars next year – OMG Blog
More over-dramatic fuckery from Lady Caca – ICYDK
George Clooney should always walk around like this – Cityrag
Heather Mills is still one of the biggest cunts in the game – Holy Moly!