Afternoon Crumbs

March 30, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Lost’s Sawyer needs to say “Son of a bitch” more – Celebitchy

Being a nasty Nazi-fucking man whore got Jesse James out of a speeding ticket – The Superficial

Joslyn James’ wig maker is obviously a fan of The Beib – Lainey Gossip

Kim Kardashian Twitters her oily chesticles and half-assed duckface – Egotastic!

Jennifer Aniston is beige – Hollywood Tuna

Quit your life, we’re moving to Saturn! They’ve got a Pac-Man moon over there – Towleroad

Jeremy Jackson’s got coke mouth and hemorrhoid face, but I still would (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Noah Cyrus is not going to be happy when she sees that Alessandra Ambrosio stole one of her outfits – Popoholic

Yale is about to get a piece of James Franco – Just Jared

The final season of The Hills will be its scariest yet (just look at Heidi’s crying face) – Popsugar

Kelly Cutrone was one of Vanilla Gorilla’s mistresses? – I’m Not Obsessed

The movie that will sweep up the Oscars next year – OMG Blog

More over-dramatic fuckery from Lady Caca – ICYDK

George Clooney should always walk around like this – Cityrag

Heather Mills is still one of the biggest cunts in the game – Holy Moly!

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