We all need to start stocking our Rapture Bunkers with the necessities (i.e. Slim Jims, Everclear, Zingers, an autographed picture of Joan Collins, everything in Lindsay Lohan’s medicine cabinet..etc…), because it’s only a matter of time before Jersey Shore’s Snooki and The Situation find themselves shaking hands with the Pope in his private chambers at the Vatican. They are everywhere! Like roaches with ambition! Although, that’s not saying much, because anybody in an altar boy ensemble can get into the Vatican’s secret rooms.
At some event in NYC on Saturday night, Snookers and The Situation got a little closer to Mayor Bloomberg. Is Bloomberg trying to honk Snooki’s sacks? Or maybe he’s getting ready to punch himself in the dick bush, because The Situation’s crotch crabs have already infested his private business. Yeah, that’s probably the case.
Here’s more pictures from the NY/NJ Peace Summit, which was also attended by the cast of Hair. Yes, that’s American Idol’s Diana DeGarmo and Ace Young. And just for the record, I’d gladly take Ace Young’s taco meat trail over The Situation’s situation.