Vanilla Gorilla’s Fourth Mistress Doesn’t Feel Like Playing

March 29, 2010 / Posted by:

Jesse James’ alleged fourth side-piece has decided to take a seat in the audience instead of performing in Vanilla Gorilla’s Circus of Whores.

The ho in question, who has been described as a model and business woman, hired Gloria Allred to represent her in case she decided to go public with her story. Gloria said that mistress whore #4 (that really should be the name of fragrance) has hundreds of text messages and pictures proving that she mashed Vanilla Gorilla’s banana for more than three years.

But now none of us will see these so-called text messages, but she has slipped back into her cleavage and won’t share anytime soon. Gloria tells Radar today, “The woman has decided she will not tell her story.

I think it’s safe to assume that Vanilla Gorilla sealed her lips with a PayPal kiss. Gloria Allred is seriously a master at the whore game. Her client gets to finally make a down payment on that townhouse in the Valley she’s been eyeing, and she gets to do it without being thrown into the same skank pile as Boobshit McGee.

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