The Booty Hole Hunter

Gerard Butler’s finger isn’t comfortable unless it’s dry massaging someone’s no-no hole (see: Jeffrey Dean Morgan), so I’m sure Jennifer Aniston is used to his finger banging shenanigans.

TMZ has a bunch of pictures of Gerry Butler giving it to Aniston while posing for a picture with a fan in Paris. But seriously, we can try to explain this a million ways. We can say that Gerry is performing the Bobby Brown maneuver on Aniston by trying to pop one of her doody bubbles. We can also say that Gerry is trying to resuscitate Aniston’s unconscious genitals. But we all know what’s really going on here. This is Aniston’s way of flipping off the Brangeloonies.

And here’s some pictures of Aniston and The Butler at the Paris and Berlin premieres of The Bounty Hunter. You already know where his finger is in most of these pictures. Get that shit (pun intended), Gerry!