Three Wolf Whore

March 28, 2010 / Posted by:

And here we have an extremely disappointing picture of Vanilla Gorilla’s Nazi mistress Bombshell McGee worshiping at the altar of the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt (as worn by one of her friends). The picture is courtesy of TMZ who claims Vanilla Gorilla left the t-shirt behind in a hotel room after bumping swastikas with Boobshit. Yeah, more like the t-shirt left his ass, because we all know the three wolves favorite movie is Practical Magic. It says so on their Match.com ad.

This picture is disappointing, because the three wolves were that close to Boobshit’s face and they didn’t maul her! While I understand that their main priority is moon howling, they could’ve taken a few seconds off to bite at Boobshit’s face. Not only that, but they were also close to Vanilla Gorilla’s nut bag and they didn’t bite at that either! You just gotta shake your head at them. They have let us all down. Are they really made of magic? Sigh.

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