The Jokes Write Themselves: Katy Perry Gets A Slime Load To The Face

March 28, 2010 / Posted by:

This is the closest you will ever get to seeing a Katy Perry/Russell Brand sex tape! At last night’s Nickelodeon Chirruns’ Choice Awards, Katy came prepared to get slimed on stage. Usually, those kinky whores at Nickelodeon drop the Green Giant’s jizz load on top of a celebrity’s head, but they did it special for Katy. They gave it to her in the face! Homegirl is used to it since she is engaged to Russell Brand, and that’s pretty much what it looks like when he orgasms. Same color and everything.

And thankfully for Katy, she didn’t have to waste her time washing the slime off in the shower. Someone told Jonah Hill that the slime is actually blended Mountain Dew cupcakes, so he licked that mess off in a hot second.

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