Lindsay’s Just Powdering Her Feet

March 28, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Doesn’t Lindsay Lohan know that you should never ever hide the 8-ball in your shoe?! I thought White Oprah taught her everything! Worst mom of all-time. First of all, I doubt she wants to get a case of Athlete’s Foot in her nose since you know her hooves got the itch. Second of all, one wrong step and the entire party goes all over the damn ground (as seen above). Hide the stash up your b-hole like a normal person.

But seriously, it’s probably just a little foot powder for stank, and like with everything she went a little overboard. The best part is that Lindsay doesn’t seem to realize that her feet look like Pete Doherty just sneezed on them. Or maybe she did it on purpose hoping that the cokefeet trend will catch on. These shoes were made for snortin’.

Tags: The Jokes Write Themselves

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