And now I want a cheeseburger….but without the buns, please.
Rapper Paul Wall (rhymes with cornball) witnessed a hilarious yet pathetic brawl at a Whataburger in Texas late one night, and he got it all on tape. In the tape, it all starts when some drunk ass chubster starts yelling at the employees to give him a damn cheeseburger. Another dude in the joint isn’t having it and the two throw the fuck word at each other a dozen times. Eventually, they take their fight to the floor. During their sad ass wrestling match, the boozed-up roly poly practically loses his shorts.
You can watch this clip with your pants on, because it might sound sexy on paper, but it’s anything BUTT. This is definitely not jacking material.
You know, there’s a good chance this could be a viral video for BVD or maybe a feminine hygiene product. On the other hand, there’s also a good chance that this could be the real shit. I know that when I go to In-N-Out I pretty much just scream “DOUBLE DOUBLE” until someone tackles me to ground and exposes my nalgas to everyone in the place. It’s called foreplay.