No Smack For Peaches

March 27, 2010 / Posted by:

Sir Bob Geldof’s precious daughter Peaches Geldof is apparently fuming mad (smells like canned apricots burning on top of compost filled with cat shit) over the allegations that she took part in a heroin-fueled one night fuck which ended with a vomit party at the Scientology Center in Hollywood.

The story and pictures from Reddit user ThatcoolguyBen (Government name: Ben Mills) made the rounds yesterday, and Peaches lawyer is denying parts of it. Specifically, Peaches is denying that she got down with the brown. Peaches lawyer issued this statement:

The allegations that our client was carrying and injecting heroin are denied, our client having consumed alcohol with the other individual leading to the ‘highs’ described and portrayed in the photographs. The evident unreliability of the source emerges from the also fictitious description of their trip to a Scientology center . . . Nobody who is not a member of that organization is permitted into such buildings.”

So the sweet nectar is what made Peaches eyes look like a dragon jizzed in them? If I was Peaches, I’d just say I injected heroin in my forehead, which would be a valid excuse for fucking on a dude that looks like an overused copper scouring pad. But whatever keeps Tommy Girl from smacking his lips and throwing a “No You Didn’t, Gurl” side-eye at Peaches in the halls of the Scientology Center.

And here’s a little video of Peaches Geldof being extra annoying when talking about Scientology. Grab a lemon and freebase that shit WHOLE before watching:

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