WOW Report’s James St. James spent the entire day with Foghorn Leghorn’s favorite pin-up girl Phoebe Price and they did all sorts of international supermodel-type things. They went motorboating, crawled up in PP’s secret closet cave (not a euphemism), got a tour of the Chicken Cutlet Memorabilia Museum in her bathroom and even scored points for fighting with Prince Von Asswipe on the ho stroll. At one point, James almost got shot in the pit by PP’s loaded again (n.a.e.).
If you choose to dive in, you might want to plug your ears around the 3:15 mark, because the image of Chicken Cutlets’ fiery hole will stay with you for the rest of the weekend. Aaaaand I just gave it away. I guess we won’t be having chicken enchiladas with red sauce for dinner after all. Damn me!