The “Over The Moon” Watch

March 26, 2010 / Posted by:

Noel Gallagher is procreating again! How a dude with Muppet hair can still get a lady (even his wife) to have sexual relations with him is still beyond me. But Noel did it! Some source close to Noel and his wife Sara McDonald tells The Sun that she found out she was knocked up with their second kid and they were on holiday in South Africa.

The friend added, “Noel and Sara are over the moon. They’re so happy that Donovan will have a little partner in crime to play with. Their family is complete.”

I know most of you would love it if Noel tried to go over the moon, miscalculated his jump and plummeted into the darkness of the universe, but I’m not so sure he actually said that. That’s not something Noel would ever say. What he probably said was, “I’m over this motherfucking oober oogly nonsense!” Over the M.O.O.N.! That sounds more like Noel.

(Thanks to everyone who sent this in)

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