Open Post: Hosted By Winston

March 26, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Winston the dog, a recent graduate of Latarian Milton’s Hood Rat Stuff Academy: Canine Department, was arrested and incarcerated after he attacked a police car and chewed its front bumper off. Maybe the bumper smelled like bacon?

The attack happened outside of Winston’s house in Chattanooga, Tenn a couple of weeks ago. Winston’s owner and the cops aren’t sure what set him off, but my guess is that the officers must have been blaring one of Ke$ha’s songs on their stereo. You would chew their bumper off too.

Winston has since been released, but a judge ordered that he must complete obedience classes. HA! Winston’s got the itch to do bad things, and none of that “sit, stay, quiet” shit is going to stop him. Bitch is a gangster through and through.

via Examiner

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