Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Before making an appearance on a talk show, guests wait in a designated area known as the green room. A certain well-known actor has been making the rounds of talk shows recently to promote his film. For one such show, he decided to bring his own green to the green room. A little herbal refreshment, to be more specific. While it was rather surprising that he would light up in a strictly No Smoking area, what was even more surprising was the fact that he was doing it before one of those early morning talk shows. We’ve since heard that it is not unusual for him to spark up first thing in the morning and to keep the relaxation going all day and all night. No one should be surprised if he ends up in rehab this year. (Blind Gossip)

Matthew McConaughey hasn’t been whoring a new movie recently, so I’ll go with Gerry Butler. And his titty area does look like it’s the result of a few post-smoke munchie binges. The Bluntler smoked it?

This A list female singer has been sleeping with her married producer. No big deal in Hollywood terms except for the fact she is engaged to a celebrity. (CDAN)

Alicia Keys or Carrie Underwears?

This former B list boy bander and now struggling to hold on to reality show fame was found passed out on his lawn twice last week after drinking and driving home from his celebrity girlfriend’s house. (CDAN)

Nick Lachey? Durr. Bitch should put a damn mattress on his lawn since he’s making a habit out of it.