Afternoon Crumbs

March 26, 2010 / Posted by:

There’s really no words for John McCain’s long-awaited debut on Guys with iPhones Towleroad

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and some other chick wearing the teeny tiniest shorts they could find at Baby Gap Egotastic!

Carey Mulligan as Eliza Doolittle?! I hope they get Shane MacGowan to play ‘Enry ‘Iggins – Lainey Gossip

Wake me when Heidi Montag makes a 3D snuff film – The Superficial

In Living Color’s Wanda Waaaanda is looking hot – Hollywood Tuna

Shauna Sand’s newest slave looks really comfortable carrying her purse around (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Zoe Saldana flexes her chopsticks in NylonPopoholic

Vanilla Gorilla must really want to be crowned America’s Biggest Piece of ShitCelebitchy

Ken Paves once again tries to find Jessica Simpson’s brain – Popsugar

St. Angie and the twin messiahs haven’t left that balcony in 3 days! – Just Jared

This week in glamorous events: The Vogue-off at the welfare office – OMG Blog

Sandra Bullock is not in the mood for slime – ICYDK

Now that Jon Gosselin is single again he’s free to date his one true soulmate Michael Lohan I’m Not Obsessed

Eff Beyonce! Basement Baby’s Moth Ball Whispers perfume will be the Dollar Tree’s biggest seller! – Celebslam

Another batch of awful celeb tattoos – Cityrag

Sue Pollard is dressed like she’s ready to steal your man! And she will! – Holy Moly!

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