There’s really no words for John McCain’s long-awaited debut on Guys with iPhones – Towleroad
Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and some other chick wearing the teeny tiniest shorts they could find at Baby Gap –Egotastic!
Carey Mulligan as Eliza Doolittle?! I hope they get Shane MacGowan to play ‘Enry ‘Iggins – Lainey Gossip
Wake me when Heidi Montag makes a 3D snuff film – The Superficial
In Living Color’s Wanda Waaaanda is looking hot – Hollywood Tuna
Shauna Sand’s newest slave looks really comfortable carrying her purse around (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Zoe Saldana flexes her chopsticks in Nylon – Popoholic
Vanilla Gorilla must really want to be crowned America’s Biggest Piece of Shit – Celebitchy
Ken Paves once again tries to find Jessica Simpson’s brain – Popsugar
St. Angie and the twin messiahs haven’t left that balcony in 3 days! – Just Jared
This week in glamorous events: The Vogue-off at the welfare office – OMG Blog
Sandra Bullock is not in the mood for slime – ICYDK
Now that Jon Gosselin is single again he’s free to date his one true soulmate Michael Lohan – I’m Not Obsessed
Eff Beyonce! Basement Baby’s Moth Ball Whispers perfume will be the Dollar Tree’s biggest seller! – Celebslam
Another batch of awful celeb tattoos – Cityrag
Sue Pollard is dressed like she’s ready to steal your man! And she will! – Holy Moly!