Steven Tyler is looking piping fucking hot, right? No, unfortunately this isn’t Steven Tyler in a two-piece. It’s The Real Housewives of NYC’s Kelly Bensimon taking a break from jogging in the middle of traffic to bake her leather strips in Miami! Just give her a club, and she’d look like a caveman on the hunt for a baby mammoth to chew on or a randy woman to bear his children. Grunt.
And no, I would not hit it, but Jesse James would. Specifically, Jesse James would hit a tattooed stripper on top of Kelly Bensimon. You know, because Jesse James has a thing for doing the dirty on leather sofas.