Open Post: Hosted By The Belly Button Lint Bear

March 25, 2010 / Posted by:

If you’ve been desperately looking for a friend to keep your Placenta Teddy Bear company at home while you’re at work, then ruuuuuuuun to Etsy and get yourself the Belly Button Lint Bear! Yeah, it’s a tiny teddy bear made out of belly button lint. I’ll wait as you dry yack into your palm. Pause. Whistle. Pause. Are you done yet? Ok!

The seller doesn’t say how many different belly buttons they had to pick to collect enough lint for one bear. What I want to know is, how can we be sure the lint is coming from belly buttons only? I think we deserve to know if they used clitty lint too.

And I’ll holler at you when someone on Etsy starts selling a Butt Dingle Bear. It will complete the trio!

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