OctoMommy isn’t going to be homeless anytime soon! So those of you who are related to her in any way can plug your phone back in take the “We’ve Moved To Tanzania” sign off your front door. Actually, if you’re related to her, you should probably move to Tanzania any way, just in case.
OctoMom and her child army were in danger of being kicked out of their Den of Dirty Diapers and Delusion, because she failed to make a lump sum payment of $450,000 to the owner of the house. The owner of the house threatened to begin foreclosure proceedings if the money didn’t land between his luscious cleavage by last Tuesday.
Well, Tuesday came and gone and OctoCrazy is still living in the house. TMZ says that the owner of the house has held off on putting Octo on the curb, because he has come to an agreement with her dad. Octo will continue to make monthly payments on the house while looking for a new loan. She promises to make the balloon payment of $450,000 once she secures a loan.
When Octo took her plight for cash to the ho stroll, both Vivid Entertainment and Peta offered to come to her rescue for a price. Vivid once again offered her $1 million if she spread her octopussay and took a load of baby batter to the titties in a porn movie. Thankfully, God can hold off pressing the eject button, because she turned the deal down. However, Octo did accept Peta’s offer.
CNN says that Peta will pay Octo $5,000 a month to put a sign on her front yard advocating for hos to spay or neuter their pets. Peta will also provide her family with a lifetime supply of veggie burgers and dogs.
The only way this can get more psychotic is if Heather Mills was the one providing the veggie dogs. Heather Mills, Peta and OctoCrazy joining forces really does have all the makings of a terrifying horror movie. Eli Roth, get your typewriter out!
And does this mean OctoCrazy is finally going to be spayed while Bob Barker looks on with an approving look on his face?