Evan Rachel Wood Really Wants You To See Her Engagement Ring
March 25, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Evan Rachel Wood left STK in Los Angeles last night with her fiance Marilyn Manson (aka The Eater of Dreams) and she tried to look like she was not trying to show off her engagement ring. Bitch please. Stop trying to be slick. Just keep Marilyn busy in the backseat of the car by giving him a wrapped twinkie, and then proudly show off your stupid ring to the cameras. Marilyn wouldn’t mind, because I’m sure he made the ring himself using the crushed bones of vampires and rock candy.
And I really wasn’t joking when I called Marilyn The Eater of Dreams. I mean:
If the townspeople of Springwood threw powdered donuts at Freddy Krueger instead of burning him, he would look just like Marilyn Manson. 1…2..Marilyn’s coming for fondue….
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