Cannot Be Unseen

March 25, 2010 / Posted by:

Neversquare at ONTD just had to point out how much Ke$sha looks like John Travolta in the face…..and in the crotch too, probably. DAMN TO THE FUCK! How am I going to watch Grease without picturing Danny Zuko barfing in Parasite Hilton’s closet or licking Mick Jagger’s asshole (Ed note: That probably happened in real life).

This must be some kind of Scientology trap, because I’d be willing to go through a week of Tommy Girl’s Booty Camp in order to unsee that image. I didn’t mean that, Scientologists. Please don’t come beating on my front or back door.

Anyway, here’s more of John Travolta’s secret love child with a sewer rat dipping her never-ending crotch in Bondi Beach today.

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