Afternoon Crumbs

One of the twin messiahs pointing and laughing at the all the peons below. Or maybe she’s laughing at daddy’s beard again – Lainey Gossip

MTV has canceled their realistic documentary series on the lives of out-of-state migrants in Los Angeles – The Superficial

Sick of seeing Bar Refaeli in a bikini? Well, here’s Bar Refaeli in lingerie. It’s a totally different experience – Egotastic!

Brandy could cause a car accident with that ass! Oh, wait…. – Hollywood Tuna

Vanessa Hudgens thinks she’s Lisa Bonet or some shit (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

This is what it looks like when Rojo Caliente has an orgasm – Towleroad

Oh, Taylor Swift is just playing a real-life game of Marry, Fuck, Kill – Celebitchy

Kristen Stewart’s “pumping gas” face is just like her “posing at a premiere” face – Popoholic

Katherine Heigl is blonde again, because she realized it really brings the bitch out of her face like no other color can – Just Jared

Reese Witherspoon’s boyfriend dresses like a spiritual lesbian grandma from the waist down – Popsugar

Steve McQueen was such a gentlemen that he held his penis like a fancy cigarette (NSFW) – OMG Blog

Peta tells Jessica Simpson to drop the snakeskin. How dare they talk about Papa Joe like that! – ICYDK

“Pushed into a bush by the paparazzi” is the new “My drunk high ass fell because I was drunk and high” – I’m Not Obsessed

Heidi Klum uses the “fold and bite” technique when eating pizza. Good to know. – Hollywood Rag

And later that night, Larry King asked Snoop Dogg if they made weed mash, because he has a hard time chewing on the smoke – Cityrag

While Katie Price was waiting for her husband Roxy at the shrink’s office, she should’ve checked herself into one of their comfortable padded rooms – Holy Moly!