Puck Is In The Hospital

Puck, the Pedro-hating dirty bike messenger from The Real World: San Francisco, is seriously messed up in the body after his car flipped down an embankment and landed on its roof in a creek last Friday. Sources close to Puck’s family tell TMZ that he was driving down Route 79 in San Diego with his 8-year-old son, when he lost control of his car after swerving to miss a deer.

After the crash, Puck and his son found themselves trapped in the car. Puck helped free his son who ran to get help. They were both shuffled off to the hospital in an ambulance. Puck suffered broken bones in both of his feet, one of his hands and his neck. Dude’s sternum and clavicle were also fractured. Puck’s son suffered bruising to several of his internal organs. Puck will be in the hospital for a few more days. His son has already been released.

I’d like to know if the deer winked at Puck before he swerved to miss it. If it did, then we know that Pedro was reincarnated as one of Bambi’s relatives.