While visiting Haiti earlier this week, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton shook hands with several Haitians in Port Au Prince. Ole’ George got a little grossed out by something on his hand and tried to shake it off. When that didn’t work, he did what any 5-year-old would do and wiped it on Bill’s shirt. HA! That OCD Queen!
If George wants to be less obvious, he should just walk around in a Hamzat suit and make everyone marinate their hands in extra-strength Purell before shaking it.
And Kanye West will bust out a “SEE! I WAS RIGHT!” rant in 3…2…