Billy Goat Brad Talks About His Beard

March 24, 2010 / Posted by:

There’s a reason for why Billy Goat Brad looks like the town homeless stoner who lives in a shopping cart house behind Kroger’s and is always bothering you for a cigarette or a quarter. No, Brad is not playing the Jeff Bridges role in the sequel to Crazy Heart called Crazier Heart. Brad says he’s keeping Mo’Nique’s thigh hair on his chin, because he’s booooooooooooored.

At the after party in London for the movie Kick-Ass, The Sun claims they spoke to Brad as he smoked on Marlboro Reds and drank a Guinness. They asked him about the infamous puss nest on his chin, and he said, “It’s boredom. No other reason than that.”

Brad is raising 456 kids (give or take a few), building all these houses in New Orleans, acting in movies, is solely responsible for making sure St. Angie’s halo stays shiny, and yet he’s still bored?! That makes sense.

I think what he’s trying to say is that he loves nothing more than to kiss his bong and then sit in front of the bathroom mirror to watch the follicles on his chin slowly grow. It’s the simple things, says the stoner.

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