What Does Wino Call Her Vagina?

March 23, 2010 / Posted by:

It’s almost dinner time over here, which means it’s the perfect time to talk about Amy Wino’s vagina. Well, unless you’re planning on having burnt mackerel with mushroom and sardines cream sauce. If that’s the case, well….I’m sorry.

Amy Wino has teamed up with Mooncup, the reusable silicone cunt plug (copyright: Jamie Peck), to encourage ladies to talk about their vaginas more. Mooncup launched a “Love Your Vagina” campaign and asked Wino what she calls her itchy kitty. No, Wino doesn’t call her vag Blaaaaaaaaaake’s Box or her EAYOR (enter at your own risk). Wino says she calls it her little VaJew-Jew.” OY VEYGINA! And you know her VaJew-Jew doesn’t only eat kosher.

The rest of the entries on Mooncup’s poll will make for some good before faptime reading. Some of the entries include: Floppy Harmonica, My Koppel (no relation to Ted), Scrambled Eggs Between the Legs, La Cuntessa, PawPaw and The Downtown Dining and Entertainment District (Zagat does not approve).

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