Lindsay Lohan Has Gone Too Far!

March 23, 2010 / Posted by:

Out of all the things that Lindsay Lohan has done to fuck up her life, this one takes the cake, puts it on a broken light bulb and smokes it up. E!’s Marc Malkin is hearing that LiLo will follow-up her massive failure at Ungaro by designing a line of handbags for Lucifer’s brand of choice Ed Hardy. I guess Jon Grosselin needs a sensible clutch to keep his nutsack in.

A source explains, “Lindsay and the design team at Ed Hardy have mutual friends, and they knew she was interested in looking for a handbag license and partner. They thought she’d be a good fit and so did she.”

Candy Finnigan of Intervention says* that wearing Ed Hardy is one of the first tell tale signs that your loved one is addicted to the bad shit in a bad way. So maybe this will stop White Oprah from defending Lindsay by saying, “Oh, let the child play.” That bitch needs help!

Although, post-Mean Girls Lindsay does have a gift for destroying everything she touches. So maybe she’s really an angel disguised as a cokey whore who has come to Earth to rid mankind of Ed Hardy? Yeah, probably not.

*Candy didn’t say this.



alt="drupal analytics" >