It looks like Khloe and Kourtney’s reality shit show just got it’s season cliffhanger. E! News is saying that Reggie Bush is no longer motorboating Kim Kardassian’s mega ass. No, they didn’t break up because Reggie got his feelings hurt when Khloe beat him again in a wrestling match after a family dinner. Apparently, their dingle berry of a relationship got plucked because Reggie just can’t deal with Kim’s busy schedule. Yes, they are trying to make us think that Kim is busy doing things. Don’t piss on my chest and call it sexy.
Sources confirm to E! News that the reality star and her pro footballer boyfriend have split yet again.
While Kim’s in South Beach shooting the second season of Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami for three weeks, Reggie’s been out and about on the NYC scene.
So what was the issue this time around?
Kim’s fame and crazy busy schedule have been an ongoing source of conflict for the couple, who reunited last August after a quick breakup.
Reggie always had trouble with the spotlight, our source tells us.
I know this news makes you want to rip your own heart out and stomp on it since the future of love is now dead, but hold off on that because I’m sure these two assholes will be back together any day now. Kim Kardassian probably already misses the warm feeling she gets in her heart when she sees herself on the cover of some tabloid with the stupid headline: “Why Reggie Loves My Curves.” And Reggie already misses the splitter splatter sound his pee makes when it hits Kim’s butt cheeks. That’s real love and they can’t deny it.