Reese And Not-Jake Go Public

March 22, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

That poor little girl saw Reese Witherspoon holding hands with a grow-man wearing flip-flops with long pants, and figured it was Jakey Poo. So she ran over to hand Jakey a pink umbrella, because she knows he loves nothing more than to prance around his backyard with a ruffle parasol in his hand (who doesn’t?). The little girl felt a wave of disappointment hit her when she got up close and realized it wasn’t Jakey. It’s Reese’s new piece Jim Toth! DAMN JIM for tricking that little girl by wearing man flops with pants.

Reese and her new hand-holding partner spent the weekend in Ojai, CA to celebrate her birthday. They’ve been dating for a few weeks, but this is one of the first times they’ve been photographed together.

Hopefully, Reese has finally found someone that can blow into her hot box without giggling. Although, I do spy a few glitter flakes wafting off of Jim. It’s probably nothing. Reese just likes her men the same way she likes her tea: WITH EXTRA HONAAAY!

Tags: Boring Couples, Look Who It Is, Reese Witherspoon, Well Well Well, Yeah Okay

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