The only reason to watch Celebrity Apprentice is to witness Cyndi Lauper’s genius verbal-aneurysms, but the star of last night’s episode was some random girl who went up to Rod Blagojevich to tell him that her parents named her after him. No, her parents did not name her “Disgrace.” The girl thought Rod was Donny Osmond!
I don’t know what’s the most tragic part of this. Blago’s “Dennis the Menace” hair or the fact that the girl was named after Donny Osmond. It’s a toss-up.
And I’m pretty sure Cyndi Lauper still thinks she was competing against Donny Osmond.