Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen have been together 8 years, engaged for 6 and are raising a 2-year-old baby friend together. Early last week, Isla and Sacha decided they have spent enough time liking each other, so why not fuck it all up by getting married! Oh, I’m joking. Their new marriage will last as long as a plate of Vegemite! That shit doesn’t decompose, right?
Woman’s Day reports that Isla and Sacha got married in a small Jewish wedding in Paris last Monday. Isla and Sacha didn’t feel like making it a giant extravaganza worthy of Platinum Weddings, so they only invited their close friends and family. Shortly after Isla handcuffed herself to Sacha, she wrote an e-mail to all her friends that read: “We did it – we’re married! It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much. I thought of you as everything was happening, but Sacha and I wanted no fuss – just us!”
Unfortunately, I doubt Sacha wore any of these outfits to his wedding. What a waste. The perfect ceremony, reception and honeymoon ensembles.
Oh well. Hopefully, the guests got a plastic swan with Sacha’s turd in it as a wedding memento. Congrats!