Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This former Playmate and still publicity hungry model regularly exchanges sex for “candid” pap photos of herself to keep herself in the eye. (CDAN)

This blind item might look like lucite, smell like lucite, and taste like lucite (which tastes like the purified tear of a virgin angel staring into the face of Jesus), but it definitely isn’t Shauna Sand. Camera lenses magically gravitate towards Shauna like Renee Zellweger to a flamer, so there’s no need for her to court the attention (I’m lying). My guess is Victoria Silvstedt?

This famous female celebrity has a new movie coming out where she plays the romantic lead. If the movie does well it could lead to more romantic roles. She has been having problems getting romantic comedies because she doesn’t have any chemistry with men. In the next few weeks look for her to be photographed in the company of men. Her poor girlfriend is going to have to lay low. (2 Down Front via Blind Gossip)

Queef LaQueefah? Exhibit A?

This former A list action star thought he was giving his nephew a vitamin. It turns out he accidentally gave him GHB from his stash. The nephew had a horrible reaction but the star wouldn’t let anyone call a doctor. (CDAN)

Vin Diesel seems more like a poppers kind of bitch to me, so I’ll go with Jean-Claude Van Damme?