Kim Kardassian sunbathing on a yacht. The yacht didn’t tip itself and throw her overboard. The yacht is dead to us now! – Hollywood Tuna
Shia LaBeouf in TIGHTS! enough said. – Just Jared
Cinnabun is so over this shit. Or maybe she’s just feeling nauseous from staring at Jesse’s overalls – The Superficial
Saying Kate Moss is naked in a magazine is like saying Pete Doherty got arrested again – Egotastic!
Saying Lindsay Lohan partied last night is like saying Kate Moss is naked in a magazine – Hollywood Rag
Jessica Biel has nothing to worry about. I doubt Cameron Diaz can work a daisy chain like she can – Lainey Gossip
The Bounty Hunter got beat by a Whimpy Kid – Popsugar
The Amazing Randi is amazingly gay – Towleroad
Jakey Gyllenhaal is not the one (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Chelsea Handler had it right the first time. The vodka and Doritos diet is the only way to go – Celebitchy
Donald Trump’s soon-to-be favorite talk show – ICYDK
Terrifying – Cityrag
Only Paloma Faith can turn one of Liberace’s dinner napkins into a headpiece – Holy Moly!
Be right back, must go cruise Whole Foods parking lots – SOW
RPattz’s used private patch is probably now living at the bottom of some Twihard’s panties – I’m Not Obsessed