Afternoon Crumbs

March 22, 2010 / Posted by:

Kim Kardassian sunbathing on a yacht. The yacht didn’t tip itself and throw her overboard. The yacht is dead to us now! – Hollywood Tuna

Shia LaBeouf in TIGHTS! enough said. – Just Jared

Cinnabun is so over this shit. Or maybe she’s just feeling nauseous from staring at Jesse’s overalls – The Superficial

Saying Kate Moss is naked in a magazine is like saying Pete Doherty got arrested again – Egotastic!

Saying Lindsay Lohan partied last night is like saying Kate Moss is naked in a magazine – Hollywood Rag

Jessica Biel has nothing to worry about. I doubt Cameron Diaz can work a daisy chain like she can – Lainey Gossip

The Bounty Hunter got beat by a Whimpy KidPopsugar

The Amazing Randi is amazingly gay – Towleroad

Jakey Gyllenhaal is not the one (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Chelsea Handler had it right the first time. The vodka and Doritos diet is the only way to go – Celebitchy

Donald Trump’s soon-to-be favorite talk show – ICYDK


Only Paloma Faith can turn one of Liberace’s dinner napkins into a headpiece – Holy Moly!

Be right back, must go cruise Whole Foods parking lots – SOW

RPattz’s used private patch is probably now living at the bottom of some Twihard’s panties – I’m Not Obsessed

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