The Beauty Trifecta Is Complete!

March 21, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Bikini pictures of PP? CHECK! Lucite on water? CHECK! Prince Hot Ginge flashing a little leg? CHECK! Now I know how the baby Jesus felt when he was visited by The Three Kings bearing gifts. Shut down Sunday, we’re all done here.

At an event in London the other night, Prince Hot Ginge and several disabled veterans gave reporters 1/100th of a striptease. PHG and the veterans also announced that they will trek 300 miles across the Artic to the North Pole next year. PHG is planning to join them if his military commitments allow him to. The charity expedition will be led by a team of experts, and all money raised will go to Walking With the Wounded.

Wait. Hot Ginge wants to step foot on the Artic? That’s like taking a flame to an ice cube. That is some fast forward Global Warming shit. Al Gore and the polar bears will never approve this!

Tags: Panty Pudding, Prince Hot Ginge

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