Lucite Angel On The Water

March 21, 2010 / Posted by:

Haul out the holly, because March 21st is officially my new Christmas! I have already been gifted with pictures of Chicken Cutlets sunning her hot cross buns in Malibu, and now here’s pictures of Shauna Sand riding a jet ski like a graceful lucite angel dolphin gliding through clouds made of diamond dust. That’s not water splashing. That’s the jet-ski orgasming, because it had the epitome of elegance on its back. Cancel church, because here we have the father, the son, and the holy lucite.

Here’s more of the Empress of Lucite and her new subservient in Miami yesterday. And you know that I’d lick CHERYL BURKE’S mop head if Shauna commanded me to, but she really needs to send that beat down Louis Vuitton bag to the Natural History Museum already. It’s pretty much an artifact.

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